[SIR WILL]BURZEBUB-BURABURRBE
Ah! Hello?
Yeah. We kinda already told you everything we know.
I mean...
So we're heading out there- by the punchbowl-
And there were a couple'a really bad eggs.
Not, like, IN the punch, but right next to the bowl.
You know, like, people.
And we overheard 'em talkin' and stuff.
Yeah. They said they were going to kill him.
Wait- what do you mean we're IMAGINING it?
Who's payroll are you guys on, anyway?
[DOOR OPENS]
Hey- what's with all the blacktops?
Wait- whaddya guys doin?That- Not-
One move, and I'll kill her. Just, like, shoot her.
Wilson. You're an idiot.
Stay back!
They're locking us out!
Dang it!
Hey Dutch, you there?
[SIR WILL CHIRPS]
Sir WIll! Get off the intercom! Get me Dutch!
Hey Dutch, you there?
[NO RESPONSE]
Good. We're in bay 1337. Get up here fast.
Get the Duke 2.5 up here.
Ok. This should be good.
Ok! I've got it!
Hi. I'm Chase Sasuga, and I live in Puddlewood.
If you've ever been there, I was the guy walking the dog.
That meal was really good.
Oi crap. I'm late.
DAAGH!
We did it! We found the chosen one!
JOIN OUR CULT. DO IT.
YOU WILL JOIN... Please?
Hey!
He Spoke!
Are you guys mental? I'm late for class!
I'M NOT THE CHOSEN ONE! I TOLD YOU! I"M NOT THE CHOSEN ONE!
No! No! We will not release you! NOOOOO!
Wait! We have it! We have the sacred garment!
Conspiracy Theorists.
Sup.
Guitar Kid.
Sup.
Hi, I'm Amanda Jones, and I'm here on location at Puddlewood High,
And we're going to do some human interest pieces. And it's going to be really fun.
Oh! You'll do just fine! What's your name?
Katy.
And what do you like best about Puddle High?
Didn't I go to school with you last year?
No no no. I'm a professional.
Uhm- nothing really hap-
Do you like any sports?
Nooo.
How 'bout art?
I'm not so-
Any Dance?
Theatre?
Theatre? No! I'm not so...
SPORTS?
Um no.
Thank you! You've been a great help. Thank you very much.
Thank you! And we'll try to find someone else here... pretty soon.
Alright Chase. There she is. Just go up and talk to her.
[GUITAR MASH]
Hey, how are you?
Who are you?
I'm the man in your brain!
[GUITAR MASH]
Why is there a man in my brain?
Because I'm sitting on the couch!
My couch shaped brain?
Yes! [GUITAR MASH]
You better get out!
OK. You go talk to violet.
ok [GUITAR MASH]
Hey Violet!
YOU ARE GOING TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
YOU ARE GOING TO SEE THE PRINCIPAL!
Noooooo!
Chase. Have a seat.
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
You were late today, Chase.
Yeah, I got-
Late! Haha! That doesn't look good for a young man...
...stepping up into the world!
There were-
When I get upset, I gesture with my hands.
Chase. Equals. Late.
I'm a reasonable man...
I apologize. I didn't mean to be late-
Chase, why are you holding back?
You're standing at a crossroads. And I am at that crossroads.
Make me a sandwich, Chase.
I'm not going to make you a sandwich. We talked about this last time.
Chase.
No. I'm not going to do it. Don't look at me like that, I'm not going to-
CHASE MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
No! I will use my powers for good not evil!
I am NOT making you a sandwich!
[SINGING] Sandwich! For meee! [SINGING]
You have to make your OWN sandwich!
Look into your heart, Chase. Make me a sandwich...
-No! I'm not going to make you a-
...and I will eat this.
Make me a sandwich out of this, first.
That's not fair! Tardy and sandwich- that's not even related!
Oh, I'm sorry! I was just enjoying my favorite show.
It's called CHASE WAS LATE AGAIN!
What are we talking about this for!?
FINE! This is my sandwich, you can have it!
I don't need it anymore. This is the last one, ok?
The GREATEST SANDWICH EVER MADE!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
WHAA!
WERE YOU JUST IN THERE?
The Principal's office?
YEAH.
Krasnagarsk? Yeah.
Oh Krasnagarsk. My EVIL arch nemesis!
All right! Take a right! Take a left! Are you in position?
Well can you see the TV? DID YOU SEE THE TV?
The TV inside? Yeah. It was on.
UUUUUGH.
They're making it evil- making him evil!
With...
...Radiation...
...Waves.
You're crazy, man. You're crazy.
Are you in position?
Excellent. No! I said take a right!
Why are you in the trash recepticle? UGH!
You can be gone.
You're crazy, man.
[CHASE'S BRAIN]Uhhhgh.
Hey. A robot.
Hey that's cool- wait. Robot... Rebell..
Hey! A rebellion! I should start a rebellion!
Yup. Doin' it. Startin' a rebellion.
STUDENTS! Krasnagarsk has lead you wrong!
You are being opressed!
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
Every time.
No no! This way! This way!
Excuse me, Sir! What's your name?
Uh... Kenny Eiford.
Oh great! Kenny Eiford! What do you like best about Puddle High?
Umm...
What about the town of Puddlewood?
Well it's- kinda boring I guess.
Mmhmm.
There's not much to do unless- well I kinda like to bowl.
And also ice skating.
They're pretty much my two favorite hobbies, but...
there's not a bowling alley in puddlewood.
I see. Well. Thank you very much we'll get back to-
What are you doing?
I'm itchy!
FREEDOM!
Yer a weird one, arncha?
[COMPTENPLATIVE MUSIC PLAYS]
You know. It's funny how quickly your life can change.
...And how quickly robot assassins can fall from the sky.
[SIR WILL CHIRPS]
Do it.
[SIR WILL FTFO]
Hey Shortie, wear these.
What? Why?
Poison Gas.
Notice my eyeballs NOT dissolving!
Put your goggles on!
OOO! Freaky robot assassins you just got dessimated!
HAHA!
[TIME WARP SOUND]
WHoa. Let's go.
Where are you guys-
Come on!