♪ It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
If the way is hazy.
You gotta do the cookin' by the book.
You know you can't be lazy!
Never use a messy recipe.
The cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cookin' by the book,
then you'll have a─
♪ Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
OH NO! The fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out
Get the FUCK back, guard ya grill
There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been drankin' and bustin' two
and I been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya motherfuckin' forehead
And if your friends jump in, "Ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead─
♪ It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book.
You know you can't be lazy.
Never use a messy recipe.
The cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cookin' by the book.
Then you'll have a─
You gotta do the cooking by the book. ♪
Ziggy: Cake!
[All express wonder]