(Siren)
Twitter is social networking at it's absolute worst.
It's a collection of arrogant, self obsessed hipsters
who compete with each other to try and be the fastest
at making a joke about the latest pop culture news.
And while the people who use twitter are pretty bad,
the worst thing that Twitter has spawned is the hashtag.
You may be asking 'Well Mr I Hate Everything,
what is so bad about an innocent hashtag symbol?'
Well random person,
if there was a trial for each symbol,
the hashtag would definitely be convicted as the most
guilty for being such a worthless, good for nothing piece of sh*t.
It makes me genuinely mad that we invented something
so useless and unhelpful for our society.
Anyway, the Twitter hashtag is used for um...
well, I don't actually know for certain.
I think it's something you add to the end of your tweet and/or Facebook post
to make yourself look like an ironic specimen who is above everyone.
It has even developed to the point where people who hate hashtags
will use them in a way to feel more important to everyone else that does still use them.
So it you want to look like a total douche in front of all your internet friends,
continue to use the pathetic symbol plus word combination.
And if you don't want to look like a total d*ck in front of everyone,
stop using hashtags.
Kiteman: Hey, fuck you Mr I Hate Everything,
you didn't even do your research in to the thing you hate
so how can you hate it?
IHE: No, fuck you Aquaman,
coming in here being all Mr Big Shot.
Wait, you're not Aquaman.
Who the fuck are you?
What did you do with Aquaman?
Kiteman: I'm Kiteman, Aquaman's replacement.
IHE: Really DC? Kiteman?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You couldn't even send me another second tier character?
Hell, I would have taken arm-fall-off-boy over Kiteman.
What the fuck tier do you even class as?
You probably don't even count as a tier at all.
(sighs)
I never thought I'd say this but I actually miss Aquaman.
What a f*cking joke.