Hey guys good morning
It's been a rough couple days here huh?
Pewdiepie is gone
Pewdiepie: I wish I could just make my normal videos again
Casey Neistat quit Vlogging
Casey: It's not clickbait.
Casey: I really am ending the Vlogs.
We've been gone for four days cause we needed a break
From all this fucking Youtube breakage
Been tired of them stickin' and slidin' in without lubin' up
I mean if I'm slidin' in I'm lubin' up
I'm a considerate person. Youtube nah.
Youtube is dying. People have been saying that
ever since the inception of Youtube
This time it might be right.
I'm laying here, Hila ordered a custom made casket
I'm just laying here on the carpet. They're just gonna
lift my body, put it in, and bury me.
But until then,
we've got some great stories to talk about!
Michelle Obama/Melania Trump: Wow, Ethan, great moves, keep it up!
Proud of you!
*typing*
So the first story of the day comes from
Toy Family, A.K.A this is Ethan!
If you missed that video, please check it out
link in the description.
But essentially, Moe and ET were exposed for being
Spiderman and Elsa and making weird fetish
Porn....
Videos for children
I invited them for an interview for the show
on Twitter
and they didn't respond, but
they did write me a message.
In their new video they reached out to me.
I don't know if they don't know how to speak english
or if this is the only way they can communicate
while in Spidey form. But,
take a look guys.
*upbeat stock music*
*things get intense* *Kill Bill sirens*
They're reaching out to me from
from the Spiderman and Elsa world.
What is he writing?
H3H3 productions is my Peasant
Exclamation mark then he closes
the parenthesis but he never opened
the parenthesis
I'm not sure they know how parenthesis work
you need to open and close the parenthesis
Are you seriously teaching children
such horrible grammar
Ethan Bradberry
You cannot just throw a parenthesis
wherever the fuck you want.
I suppose he's trying to -uh insult me
But whatever I say,
I feel like it won't reach into their world
I need to fin- try to figure out a way to reach into
their world and pass a message along
Hila, hol- stay here for a second
I think I have an idea. Stay here, be right back.
*more upbeat music*
This is Ethan!
*upbeat music continues*
So Ethan Bradberry please write back on your
Doodle Pro Board
This is kinda like a Poltergeist situation
where you can only communicate through
a certain dimension
So um..
If you want to conduct an interview,
just write back next episode
and we can-
this can be ongoing if you prefer to talk that way
But anyway, just thanks. This is Ethan.
That's not even a meme funny enough
That's actually true I just wanted to know
This is Ethan!
*upbeat music*
Now, onto our final story.
God, that Spidey-suit
fuck it just stinks, I was eating like cupcakes
and onions in it
*gag*, we didn't wash it
*even worse gag* it stinks dude.
Something happened with Trump,
and the cast of Hamilton.
Which is this hit Broadway show that everyone's been
clammering to see and talking about.
Now a couple of nights ago, the Vice President Elect
Mike Pence, was at one of their shows
And at the end of the show, the cast
prepared of special message for him, being that he
was such a special guest. And, as a result
Trump absolutely lost his mind
and has been going on a Twitter tirade against them
Let me first begin by showing you the clip
that set Trump off
Broadway actor: Vice President elect Pence we
welcome you and we truly thank you for joining
us here at Hamilton: an American Musical
we really do.
We sir, we are the diverse America
who are alarmed, and anxious that your new
administration will not protect us
*cheering*
Broadway actor: Our children, our parents all defend us
and uphold our inalienable rights, sir.
But we truly hope that this show has inspired you
to uphold our American values and to work on behalf of
all of us.
*cheering*
Ethan: But even if you think what he is saying
is a bunch of 'Libtard' mumbo jumbo
and you disagree, his tone was respectful
He said: I hope that you don't forget about us and the
environment.
In my opinion, not rude, or insulting. Um,
He cornered him a little bit, you know he put him
in the- in- in the place
But guess what, you're the Vice President.
It's kind of a big deal when you show up to a play
As far as I understand, Pence respectfully listened
he didn't even respond yet
And this is what Trump first tweeted out, he said
(reads tweet)
So that's the first one he erased that one immediately
We have a president who erased Tweets.
There's like crews of people around him trying
to get his attention
to get him do do important shit and he's sitting there
on his fucking Blackberry
Everyone's like: Mr. President! Mr. President!
and he's like: hold on one sec
Should I erase this? He's acting like all of his senior
advisors. Should I erase this Tweet? Is this a good
Tweet? The President! Is sitting there analyzing his
Tweets. Here's Tweet number 2
(reads tweet)
Our president is engaged in Twitter beef right now
So that was tweet number one and two
But no. That wasn't fucking enough, k?
(reads tweet)
He's relentless, it's like it's on his mind, eating him alive
It's like dog, we get it you already made two Tweets
about it. This is number three, he made number four.
Right afterward.
(reads tweet)
Harassed! Now it's on harassed, this is like, what is this
Zarna? Zarna: Is that sexual harassment?
This is like a Hugh Mungus dad joke. Harassed? He wasn't harassed!
It was a polite exchange!
TRIGGERED
Kind of ironic coming from the guy who speaks his mind
and shoots from the hip, right?
Who calls people like fat pigs, and eating machines
And he calls Mike Pence, what happened to him, harassment
No, what happened was a pretty civil dialogue.
Here's another Tweet he made recently about Saturday
Night Live
(reads tweet)
W- equal time for what? You won!
What equal time? You're the president, you get made fun
of for four years, that's how it works what where
you expecting?
Trump's going to try and amend the constitution so then
you can't goof on the President.
watch it's gonna happen
If you can't handle people goofing on you, Trump
You're gonna have a bumpy four years
And like I said in our last video, your success is our
success.
Well your embarrassment is also our embarrassment!
And when our President is beefing with the cast of a
Fuckin' play. And complaining about SNL being one
sided and not giving him equal sides I mean it's
kind of embarrassing like I'm a Youtuber, people don't
care about me that much and I erase tweets
I think about tweets all the time
look at his Twitter he's tweeted like fucking 10 times
in the past 24 hours I mean I don't tweet that much
and these are like serious things too. When I make a
tweet like a full character tweet you spend like
20-30 minutes on that to make it perfect and you think
about it.
This is like 10 tweets! He spends like five hours a day
on Twitter! Trump you're the President dude and you
spend like five hours on Twitter!
Do you know who Trump is?
Trump is Keemstar
Do you understand what's happening?
I haven't seen Twitter tirades like this since Keemstar
We're one step away from Trump making fucking video
rants.
Keemstar: Dude, you are my bitch, do you understand
that?
I run you. That little thing in your head, I run it
You're mad, You're angry and it has nothing to do with
anyone else, other than me.
I did that to you, and I'm gonna keep doing it.
Ethan: I mean I swear to god, this Twitter shit is getting
out of control.
And we are one step away. From our President
communicating through a fuckin' Doodle Pro
And I've got one message for you Mr. President
You won. Stop getting triggered. Sign off Twitter.
Have yourself a fucking Sodie pop
And make America Great Again.
Thanks for watching guys, we appreciate you and
hopefully, you see this video.
Thanks to Youtube, you never know anymore